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Popular Joke on Rahul Gandhi

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Ajib Kahani!
ek pahadi par ek gramin jaanavr chara raha Tha. tabhi vahan ek Helicopter utara, Usme se ek aadami utara. Usne us gramin charvaahe se kaha, “agar main binaa gine gaayon ki Sankhya bata dun to kyaa tum mujhe ek bchhada de doge?”

gramin bolaa, “haan de dungaa.”

us aadami ne Mobile me Google Map se vahan ki Location li aur use ISRO ko bhej kar puchha ki is pahadi par kitane jivit Prani hain?

javab aayaa – 35 Prani. us aadami ne 2 kam karke kaha ki tumhaare pass 33 gaay hain.

gramin: ji haan ! ye 33 hi hain.

vo aadami bolaa, “to ab ek bchhada mujhe do.”

gramin ne de diyaa lekin jab aadami Helicopter me bchhada le jaane laga to gramin bolaa, “agar main aapaka naam bata dun to kyaa aap meraa jaanavr mujhe vaapis de denge?”

aadami: haan batao?

gramin: aap “Rahul Gandhi” ho.

Rahul Gandhi: lekin tumane kaise pahchanaa?

gramin: bahut hi aasaan hai. pahli baat aap bin bulaaye aaye ho, dusari, jinhen aap gaayen bata rahe ho, vah Bhed hain aur tisari baat Yah ki jise aap le jaa rahe ho vah bchhada nahin kuttaa hai.

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